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oh shit, here he comes,
wearin’ a stupid cowboy hat

yeah it’s cool you got a rider with a mulcher,
but i think you should know
no one wants to see you ridin’ ’round in shortpants
when your legs look like dough
(and there’s three feet of snow)

everytime i try to walk out the door
gotta keep my eyes right glued to the floor
if i look at you yer just gonna wave again
"oh, hey, pokes, what’s up?"

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